If You Give A Mom A Mop

This is a collaborative effort between Farmwife and Zannli. Farmwife wrote this incredibly cute piece of work and zannli drew the pictures.
We hope you find it enjoyable.


IF YOU GIVE A MOM A MOP

If you give a mom a mop,
She'll ask you for a vacuum.

















But first She'll want to dust,
so she'll ask you for a dust rag.

















Then she'll notice the rag drawer is empty,
so she'll want to do the wash

















When you take her to the laundry room
she'll have to walk past the kitchen sink.
She'll see all the dirty dishes
and want to load the dishwasher.
















When she gets out the dish soap
she'll want to organize the cleaners.



















While she's organizing the cleaners,
Grandma will call.
They will talk for an hour
while Mom alphabetizes her Rolodex.


















Once she gets off the phone
she'll want to check her e-mail.
















While she's online, she'll read about a new brand of linoleum.
Then she'll look at the floors,
















And ask you for a mop.